April 2012
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shut-up-merlin: iloveyouless: ravens-nest: queentimelady: shercocklocked: sting-like-a-tracker-jacker: hazelgustus: literallysame: liam-gayne: when you try your best but you don’t succeed 　 when you get what you want but not what you need could it be worse when you love someone but it goes to waste when you feel so tired but you can’t sleep when you lose...
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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“All problems in computer science can be solved by another level of indirection…...”
– David Wheeler, the world’s first Computer Science Ph.D. (via spetharrific)
Apr 20th
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“There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and...”
– The world’s two worst variable names | Andy Lester (via spooningfork)
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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whatinthefox asked: Hey! So I've decided to teach myself C++ via the internet and a ton of helpful books I found at my library. I'm really loving it and I want to eventually expand into another language. Do you have any recommendation of a good language that sort of goes hand-in-hand with C++?
Apr 20th
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Apr 14th
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“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents...”
– George Bernard Shaw (via precipitates)
Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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“I think the difference in open source projects is that it is OK to have work...”
– Eric Raymond, in The Cathedral and the Bazaar (via alexandreaquiles)
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 1st
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“While coding remains an essentially solitary activity, the really great hacks...”
– eEric Raymond, in The Cathedral and the Bazaar (via alexandreaquiles)
Apr 1st
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March 2012
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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IT Problems: Software Development Cycle →
theitproblems: Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs. Repeat…
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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“Your nascent developer community needs to have something runnable and testable...”
– Eric Raymond, in The Cathedral and the Bazaar (via alexandreaquiles)
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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“Programming is the most fun I can have with my clothes on…….. although clothes...”
– Shashi Kant (via shashikant)
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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